Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween!



This is me in all my costume finery this year.  Who am I supposed to be?  No, really, who am I supposed to be?  I'm asking you, because I have no idea.

I wanted to go as Marilyn Monroe this year, but costume shops charge a ridiculous amount of money for a see-through white spandex dress.  But I had my heart set on being a blonde for Halloween anyway, so here we are.

You know what I realized?  Me as a blonde isn't scary at all.  In fact, it kind of kicks butt.  I'm  planning on wearing my $20 polyester wig permanently and writing it into my last will and testament as the sole earner of my inheritance (which, at this point in time, only consists of an antique typewriter and some bobby pins).

With this wig on my head and a black face mask, I feel confident about my plans to overtake - and rule with a dictatorial fist - a small island nation.  Fashionably, of course. 

Happy Halloween!

12 comments:

  1. You look fabulous, but what is Zoë supposed to be? Goth chick?

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  2. Aww, thanks! No she's Tinkerbell! You can't tell with her jacket on but her costume is adorable! Her lips and eyes are green, just didn't turn-out in the photo :/ She even has the wings and adorable shoes.

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    1. Definitely doesn't read in this picture.. Aaa I wanna see a picture :)

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    1. Together, there's no butt we can't kick.

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  4. You look awesome:) Glad you had fun. xoxo

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  5. Aww, thank you! It was a lot of fun! Though I put that costume on four times in a week. So I'm definitely glad Halloween is over with :)

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  6. Um, OBVIOUSLY you are this blonde supermodel at the UNICEF masquerade: http://bbb-news.com/blog/2013/10/31/model-lindsay-ellingson-outshines-the-competition-in-shimmering-mermaid-inspired-gown-and-gold-venetian-mask-at-unicef-masquerade-ball/

    Seriously, I just typed into Google Images "Blonde masked superhero" and only had one naked image. I am typing this through my shock. I was slightly hesitant to press "enter" as the one time I was at work I typed into Google Images "Available for Work" and almost every image was porn... no wonder I got fired!! (being facetious there!) Anyway, looks awesome-- miss you friend!!

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    1. Obviously, Leighann. Obviously. Miss you Leighann-y xoxo!

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  7. “…wearing my $20 polyester wig permanently and writing it into my last will and testament…” – With your wig’s beauty, it’s really worth to be listed on your last will and testament. It really makes you stand out from your party. And in my opinion, you even look like more of Alicia Silverstone as Catwoman. Anyhow, I’m glad that you had fun and hopefully next year it will be the same!

    Mona @ LawyerStGeorge.com

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    1. Aww, thank you so much! And thanks so much for stopping by my humble blog :)

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